Sunday, February 4, 2018

Bemused and scandalized

I've been reading up about the effectiveness of drying up various types of biofluids and how these dried spots can be used for various tests.

The dried blood spot, for instance, is a well-known WHO recommended alternative to whole blood. And this, naturally, got me thinking about dried sputum spots, dried urine spots, dried semen spots and so on.

I tried to find out what tests you could try to do with dried urine spots- could you check for protein in the urine, pus cells maybe, bacteria? Could you extract DNA out of it? 

When I Googled the same for semen, the first hit I got was this: Checkmate Dried Semen Spot Instant Check.
Hmm... let's see what they instant- check, I thought to myself. If you notice the page, there's no description in the beginning, other than the title and the pic. But hey, there were two reviews. I scrolled down to the reviews. 

And I encourage you to do the same.

It took me three readings, THREE,  of the longer review there to finally figure out what this person was talking about. 
Weird! W-E-I-R-D!

The internet can be a strange and scary place.