Sunday, July 2, 2017

Moronicus indicus

This is the name that I give every dumb ass person driving on the wrong side of the road. And Indians are probably the most populous in this class of humans.

It could be a super-fast highway with cars speeding at >100km/hr. But no matter. To the intrepid M.indicus, this is all the more reason why he has to drive in the exact opposite direction, preferably in the middle of the highway.

BBMP recently constituted a ban on all liquor sales within 500m of a highway supposedly to prevent accidents. Drunken driving is one thing, BBMP. But if you were truly serious about lowering the accident and death rates on highways, please exterminate that pestilent subclass, so uniquely found in India, the Moronicus indicus.

1 comment:

tesrika said...

hahaha

I used to get irritated when this species would even honk at people when going the wrong way! I'd try to muster up courage to stand in their way and say Hey man you're driving on the wrong side AND honking??

Oh well. it is so commonplace now people would probably think I'm crazy. Where there's a road there's a way...in every direction, apparently.