http://www.slate.com/id/2237261/
Some gems:
Runner-up: "In the soft periwinkle glow of the proud Alaskan morning, I awoke from my sweet slumber and sauntered over to the window to gaze longingly at that mysterious, mystical land in the distance that is Russia."
—Jessica Bonness
Second place: "Here's a little news flash for your Department of Media: Superman's parents chose life and he was adopted in small-town USA by real Americans who run our factories, harvest our meat-bearing animals, and wave Old Glory down at the courthouse and the churches, not in Washington D.C. by cynical power-brokers and liberal scientists."
—Steve Aydt
2 comments:
Sarah Palin and write? I didn't know that she can write too. I thought Ann Coulter or Michelle Malkin is the ghost writer.
That's a good one- Coulter as Palin's ghost writer. She'd be perfect!
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